Who are you? What’s all this nonsense? Why are you in my garden?

Just a few of the questions I’m asked on a regular basis. But now’s my chance to provide you with some answers, this time before anyone has to call the police.

This is the official internet website of One-armed Freddy, the on-line and drunken persona of a Mr. Graham Kett Esq. It will contain things that have come out of his brain and, with time, will become a hub for his internet presence, whatever the effing ess that means.

So now you know.