Who are you? What’s all this nonsense? Why are you in my garden?
Just a few of the questions I’m asked on a regular basis. But now’s my chance to provide you with some answers, this time before anyone has to call the police.
This is the official internet website of One-armed Freddy. It will contain things that have come out of his brain and, with time, will become a hub for his internet presence, whatever the effing ess that means.
So now you know.