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Facebook Granny

Facebook Granny

My wife’s 82 year old Granny bought an iPad to go on the Facebook.

Here are some of her posts.

Try again

September 12th


September 14th

Thanks Brian

September 15th

Thought for today If there were no criminals think how many people would be out of work

September 16th

Police Lawyers Jail Staff
r. Flipping. Ross Kemp

September 17th

Bat man& Robin
Guard dogs

September 18th

Had my first proper hair cut for eight years
Expected to look chic
I don’t

September 22nd

You can’t make a silk purse out of a pigs ear

September 24th

Yes. It’s keeping me happy
Can add comments and google
Haven’t Sussed how you and
Duncan got on this page

September 25th

Words of an Idiot

I work with an idiot. He is quite bigoted but due to his complete lack of self-awareness, some of the things he comes out with can be quite funny.

Follow @wordsofanidiot on the Twitter. Highlights:

Do you ever have one leg of your shorts shrink after a few washes? The left leg on 3 pairs of mine has.

Indian women can look quite nice when they want to

I can deal with a bit of pubic hair but some people have fucking retarded amounts. It’s not on.

Here’s your tea. I personally think tea tastes like damp flannels.