Dear Graham,
Please can you fix it for me to see some links to websites of people you know?
Yours sincerely,
[insert humorous name here]
I certainly can. Here they are:
My good buddy Bobaloba (AKA Rob to the Mason) have got website. He write ting. Have look, innit.
My wife makes jewellery and sells it on the interwebs. Have a look at her site and buy some items.
Who Spad? Him Spad. Him have website too. Joy!
That’s all for now, I’ll make a proper page at some point and add a few more. Peace out.