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Going Out On The Razz, Innit

I don’t go out drinking very much any more. It’s expensive and I get mardy and have a shit time.

But I’m going out tonight! Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh!

I have a “Going Out On The Razz, Innit” playlist on the Spotify. It’s full awesome. This is the tracklist:

1 R. Kelly Ignition Remix
2 Sham 69 Hurry Up Harry
3 Queen Don’t Stop Me Now
4 Propellerheads Bang On!
5 Terrorvision Tequila
6 Arctic Monkeys I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
7 P!nk Get The Party Started
8 Darude Sandstorm
9 Hard-Fi Cash Machine
10 Bloc Party The Prayer
11 Little Man Tate House Party At Boothy’s
12 Blur Girls And Boys
13 Pendulum Propane Nightmare
14 The Cure Friday I’m In Love
15 The Fratellis Chelsea Dagger
16 Reef Place Your Hands
Going Out On The Razz, Innit - Listen in Spotify

Listen in Spotify

You’re welcome.

Tunadrugs – the Heist

Today my hetero life partner Bobaloba and I done lots of Tweets about how I stole a Securicor van. It is the fifth funniest thing on the entire interwebs and I put all of the Tweets together in a Storify thing. (Storify, incidentally, is well good and I intend to use it again.)

In the inevitable film adaptation we foresee Vin Diesel and The Rock playing me and Bobaloba respectively. The Polish gangsters will be played by Shawn and Marlon Wayans and DJ Qualls and the Polish gang leader by Liam Neeson. Any studio executives reading this can contact me on the Twitter.

If it works, I have embedded the Storify thing here:

No, that doesn’t seem to have worked at all. Just use this link. Stupid interwebs.