I work with an idiot. He is quite bigoted but due to his complete lack of self-awareness, some of the things he comes out with can be quite funny.
Follow @wordsofanidiot on the Twitter. Highlights:
Do you ever have one leg of your shorts shrink after a few washes? The left leg on 3 pairs of mine has.
Indian women can look quite nice when they want to
I can deal with a bit of pubic hair but some people have fucking retarded amounts. It’s not on.
Here’s your tea. I personally think tea tastes like damp flannels.